Friday, July 10, 2009

"Nah Dude, I Love My Car [no homo]"

That's what I'd have to say if I were the owner of a Camaro.

The rival to my new Challenger (the new Camaro from Obama Motors) really is my car's rival now....in the sense that it's now 'batting for the opposite team'....if you know what I mean. Just in case you dont....click the link to this article from MSN.

In a nutshell [haha] GM is now marketing their newest muscle car to the, how shall I say this.....crowd that prefers the alternative lifestyle......gays. You heard me, and you heard correct. It's times like these that make me soooooo happy I went with the Challenger instead. If I had just bought a new Camaro and got wind of this, I'd be really pissed. Imagine trying to cruise around town in your sweet new ride with your buddy in a car that has now been marketed towards gay man. Imagine trying to explain to every consumer in the know, that indeed you and your buddy really aren't a couple. No thanks.

In addition to the fact that the new Camaro looks like a mixed up jumble of Cadillac, Corvette, and Saturn Sky parts, I'd have to say that the score currently reads: Challenger 2, Camaro 0. And now for some picture time fun. Enjoy.

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3 comments:

Katie said...

I notice the lack of black challengers in this post. How many more days until you get yours??

Rob said...

You'll also notice the lack of orange Challengers as well, the color pictured is called TorRed. You will never catch me slipping up and letting info out. Never.

Katie said...

Ridiculous. Just let it go and tell us already! When is it coming in?