I HATE YOU BRETT FAVRE

Well, thanks to the heroic egotistical efforts of the NFL's biggest butt turd, my fantasy football team will not be competing for the championship this year, I'll be playing for 3rd place instead. Here's the scenario, about 5 or 6 weeks ago I was tied for last in the league, things just weren't going my way, 1 point losses and such. Then I start winning and climbing my way back into things, then two weeks ago I won again to secure the final playoff spot, then I make it through the first round of playoffs to lead up to this week.

I had a solid lineup, but then something interesting happened, Brett Favre was listed as out for tonights game, and the back up, Joe Webb was listed to start at QB. But in Yahoo leagues, he's eligible as a WR as well, so I grabbed him off the waivers yesterday morning not during church, and started him in place of WR Sidney Rice. All was well until this afternoon, when all of a sudden Brett Favre decides he wants to try and start, so he gets moved to Questionable, then he warms up and gets moved to starter. Now I have to sit Joe Webb and put Sidney Rice back in. 

The game rolls around, and what happens? That beat up, old, selfish, gray haired douche Brett Favre gets himself knocked out of the game, [re]enter, Joe Webb. Sidney Rice does absolutely nothing for me, and the points that Webb scored during the game would've sent me into the Championship. 

I HATE YOU BRETT FAVRE. Just go away and start selling your special footballs already. I HATE YOU!

So I lose the game by about 3 points [story of my season really], and this guy advances to the championship:

I guess that's what I get for making fantasy football moves during church.....